Since Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze is coming out soon, here’s a translated panel from Donkey Kong in: Banana Day 24, a German Club Nintendo comic from 1996, that seems very appropriate.
Spoilers: I’m translating this whole comic myself right now. It’ll be ready very soon, for the DKCTF launch. Also, drop me a line SMB if you want to collaborate on a comic. Even if you just want to provide some scans, and I’ll do all the work. :)