May 17, 2015
Silly Zelda Timeline, Mark 4.
Someone urged me that the children’s book Molblin’s Magic Spear really needed a place, so I rushed out a new version of my wacky timeline. I’ve put it in the same vicinity as the comic and animated series. As I said...

Silly Zelda Timeline, Mark 4.

Someone urged me that the children’s book Molblin’s Magic Spear really needed a place, so I rushed out a new version of my wacky timeline. I’ve put it in the same vicinity as the comic and animated series. As I said previously, Ganon’s design is sourced from the cartoon while other characters seem to crib from the Zelda 2 manual. This results in a disconnect with the appearance of Zelda, who is captured in this story. It did remind me, however, of the continuity quirk in this era: there would logically be two extant Zeldas, owing to the plot of Zelda 2 involving reviving the sleeping princess of a previous generation. So I figured this event involved that older one, whose likeness is seen in this book.

The other important addition to this version is “The Hyrulean Adventure”, which is the result of an officially-sanctioned message board roleplaying event in 1996. Nintendo Power Source on America Online was the online presence affiliated with Nintendo of America’s official magazine Nintendo Power, and in this early Internet age they encouraged their fans to participate in collaborative storytelling periodically, which also gave us the Metroid-themed Blood of the Chozo. The Hyrulean Adventure is less well documented, but was summarised in Issue 89 of Nintendo Power. Now you could argue that it’s glorified fan fiction, but at least the information provided by the admins (most likely employees of the magazine) on the premise and setting, as well as event updates, can be considered semi-official and hence pseudo-canon. Which is good enough for me!

The Nintendo Power coverage is a little confused on whether it’s “A” or “The”, and also on the spelling of Hyrulean/Hyrulian, but I’m going with the caption on what I assume is a map provided by the Source authorities, which is also what I’ve used to represent the event in the timeline; this was published in the Nintendo Power article. It’s also a little difficult to place in the timeline because of my lack of access to the primary source, but supposedly it’s on an island in “an unexplored corner of Hyrule”. I figured it was safe to place it around the time of the most recent console release at the time, Link to the Past. Done and done.

Apart from a couple of small tweaks, that’s it. But there were many, many things that I considered adding to beef up this timeline iteration. WarioWare and NES Remix, for example, but they’re mere excerpts of existing games and have no impact on the continuity. The Howard & Nester comic for Zelda 2 is just a dream, and the two Zelda-related Nester’s Adventures strips are not quite substantial enough. I really wanted to include some other Japanese book or comic to represent all the material that’s produced there (try browsing some of the pages here) but decided that they’re pretty much adaptations despite their additions and expansions so I had to draw the line. Maybe if I get much more ambitious one day I’ll rework the whole thing to involve adaptations. But not today.

Before you screen-print this awesome timeline onto a T-shirt or apron, remember to first check the zelda-timeline tag on this blog, in case there’s an update published after you’re reading this! http://miloscat.tumblr.com/tagged/zelda-timeline

May 11, 2015
Zelda Timeline, stupid version, Mark 3!
Hey, you know that dumb Zelda timeline that I made, and then updated with more crazy shenanigans? Guess what, there’s even more stuff in the Zelda series that really should be in the proper timeline you guys....

Zelda Timeline, stupid version, Mark 3!

Hey, you know that dumb Zelda timeline that I made, and then updated with more crazy shenanigans? Guess what, there’s even more stuff in the Zelda series that really should be in the proper timeline you guys. Seriously. (Thanks again to Glitterberri and x7razorback7x for the image that forms the basis of my insane edit.)

So this Zelda timeline release has a few bugfixes and tweaks, such as making a nicer arrow from the Era of Decline to the Silly Era, and moving LttP Link’s cameo appearances before Link’s Awakening where they make slightly more sense (to me, anyway). I also added nifty logos for crossover games such as Smash, Scribblenauts, and Hyrule Warriors next to the games that they draw from.

The main reason for the update though was that I forgot about the Zelda HD Experience from E3 2011. It has Twilight Princess’s Link in the Temple of Time, but without the Master Sword and with a blue fairy who looks a lot like Navi. This plays into some theories of mine and is as much if not more so a canon source than the Spaceworld 2000 video, albeit less impactful on continuity. Cursor Fairy 4 life!

While I had the opportunity to make the update, I added some semi-important entries I’d neglected. The Too Much Tingle Pack made the cut, as did the German official OOT prologue comic, which reveals information about Time-o’s father. Other additions: the appearance by Crazy Tracy of Link’s Awakening in the Japan-only Wii game Captain Rainbow, and two appearances of Link in cut content: the Starbeans event in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga (which I have decided is FSA Link, although it could just as easily be Minish Cap Link or Four Swords Link), and the Link sprites in Golden Sun: The Lost Age. I figure if I include the trade show demos as speculative game content, then unused data counts just as much.

Try as I might, I just couldn’t figure out where to place the children’s book Molblin’s Magic Spear, which partially adapts the original game but with character designs drawn from both the Adventure of Link manual and, strangely, the animated series for Ganon’s design. It’s this detail that throws a spanner in the works. It can’t be an event from the Silly Era, or can it? I guess I’ll decide for Mark 4 of my insane timeline. An update will be warranted when Zelda Wii U finally comes out. But for now, this is the “definitive and complete”TM version of the official Zelda timeline, as seen by me. Print it out and stick it on your wall, Zelda fans!

But first! In case I do make a newer one, you’re best off just searching the zelda-timeline tag on this blog, to make sure you’re seeing the most up-to-date fresh to-the-minute Zelda series chronology! http://miloscat.tumblr.com/tagged/zelda-timeline

January 18, 2015
Remember that edited version of the Zelda timeline I made a while ago that had all the non-canon stuff added to it? Well I’ve revised it with the two new Zelda games that have been released since, and added even more crazy non-canon stuff. Wahey!
Let...

Remember that edited version of the Zelda timeline I made a while ago that had all the non-canon stuff added to it? Well I’ve revised it with the two new Zelda games that have been released since, and added even more crazy non-canon stuff. Wahey!

Let me explain the changes. Firstly, I moved the Tingle games into actual spots on the timeline rather than off to the side, because I’m convinced now they belong. For a start, Tingle Tower from Wind Waker is clearly visible in Tingle’s Balloon Fight DS’s background, which places it after or during the events of Wind Waker. I thought it would be fun for this to be happening while Windy and Tetra were off voyaging. Tingle’s other two games seem to be pre-WW as he’s not yet a Tingle in the first one and still lives similarly in the second. Rosy Rupeeland takes place on a series of islands in what I see no reason to not call the Great Sea, so in there they go.

I moved the Smash Bros. games out of the chart proper and out there in the outer zone, along with Scribblenauts Unlimited, as they draw from various areas of the timeline and exist outside the Zelda universe. It also gave less clutter in the graph and let me explain next to them the origin of all the elements they portray.

Some events exclusive to various manga were included, with Hyrule Historia’s Skyward Sword prequel set in Hylia’s era, Majora’s Mask’s mythological side story (10 million years ago, apparently), and two extra chapters from the Ocarina manga: one predating the events of the game and one taking place sometime in Link’s adult phase during the game. The spin-off manga series Oath of Lilto was also introduced into the post-LttP era, as it appears to be a sequel to that game. It should probably be somewhere after A Link Between Worlds, which itself is 100 years after LttP. The reason being, LttP’s Link is dead (he literally coaches the protagonist from heaven), but Old Man Streetpass is vaguely hinted to be that Link during ALBW. This manga is a little hard to place, especially since there’s no translation.

A few minor cameos were slotted in. LoZ and AoL’s Link appears in Tetris for the NES and F-1 Race for the GB: being the only extant Link at the time, and also his distinctive flute playing and shield mark him. I threw in the Spaceworld 1995 preview of Zelda 64 here too, as I’d previously theorised that it takes place soon after the Nelsonic Game Watch. It’s most likely LttP’s Link who cameos in Super Mario RPG and Donkey Kong Country 2, as the slight design differences attest and him being the “current” Link at the time of their development. He’s also the most well-travelled Link canonically and missing in action between LA and ALBW, so it makes sense, kinda.

Two DLC packs for other games were also released last year, for Sonic Lost World and Mario Kart 8. Both seem to feature a similar Hyrule Field-type area with a similarly-designed castle. Fine, both staples of later games. Of course, both also feature physical appearances of Skyward Sword’s Link, from an era without a castle and even without a land of Hyrule. How to justify that? Well, my theory is that both are drawing from a setting some years after Skyward Sword’s end, where Link, Zelda, and others have properly founded the land of Hyrule on the surface world, and built a nice shiny castle to live in. Done.

Finally, and the reason I embarked on this update in the first place, was to place Hyrule Warriors into a logical position in the official timeline. My reasons are simple: the game states that the three eras that are accessed during its events are in the past of that particular setting. So placing it towards the end of the Child timeline allows Twilight Princess, Ocarina of Time, and Skyward Sword to be seen in a straight line back from it. Ok, only the child portion of OoT actually happened in that timeline, but I reckon that’s enough for what’s presented in the game. Even the Majora’s Mask DLC pack is canon to that timeline.

There’s really no reason HW’s basic setting can’t be placed there. Drawing from elements of various Zelda games is given an explicit justification, with Cia’s dimensional magic shenanigans. It seems perfectly fine to find a place for it, and this one seems the best. I even have a reason for placing it before Four Swords+: with Cia’s death at the end, Lana’s only half qualified to fill the “guardian of time”-type role she held before. This could introduce some dimensional instability to this era, which allows aspects of even other timelines to bleed through. That’s why FS+ (Hyrule Adventure, to be precise) features design and setting cues from Four Swords and LttP, bosses and characters from WW, and even elements from LoZ and OoT.

Well that was fun. It’s strangely exhilarating to try and fit in all the cruft from such a sprawling series into a cohesive package. But next time there’s new Zelda material (ie. Wii U), I might have to make the whole darn thing from scratch, this is getting way too cluttered!

Oh, and once again thanks to Glitterberri and x7razorback7x for the original image which I am progressively doctoring.

EDIT: This is no longer the newest edition of the Zelda Timeline (ridiculous version). For more, check the zelda-timeline tag on this blog. http://miloscat.tumblr.com/tagged/zelda-timeline

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